BARNEY: This is a low moment for the Barnacle. I should be off playing laser-tag right now but instead.. don’t look at me, I’m hideous.
ROBIN: You just look like a regular guy.
BARNEY: Exactly, I’m a Ted! I’m wearing elastic waist fleece pants.
ROBIN: And isn’t it more comfy?
BARNEY: … Yes.
ROBIN: Come on, you need to eat something.
BARNEY: Too weak.. to hold.. bowl.
ROBIN: Fine, I’ll feed you.
BARNEY: [spits it out] Ouchie in my mouth!! I don’t want it. I want ice cream!
ROBIN: No, you’re not having ice cream for dinner just because you’re sick.
BARNEY: But my throat hurts.
BARNEY: I HATE YOU!
ROBIN: Oh. [stands up]
BARNEY: Don’t leave me!
How I Met Your Mother 2.11 - How Lily Stole Christmas