“It’s gonna be legend… wait for it.. & I hope you’re not lactose intolerhant cause the second word is .. dairy.”
via bywolves
Barney: Any time a girl wants to get back at her ex-boyfriend, we’ll be there. Any time a girl wants to solve her father issues to promiscuity and binge drinking, we will be there. Any time a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo, sticking their heads out the sunroof shouting, “What’s up New York?”, we will be “what is up be New York”!
- How I Met Your Mother, 2x01 Where Were We?
Step One: Tell a meddlesome female friend about the playbook. Step Two: Run play on one of her coworkers, making her so angry she steals the playbook. Step Three: Put on a SCUBA suit and tell her you’re going to do one more scam, called ‘The SCUBA Diver,’ on the hot girl standing by the bar. Your friend - let’s call her Lily - goes and talks to the girl, and tells her everything about the playbook. Now, here’s where it gets tricky. When Lily and the girl ask what ‘The SCUBA Diver’ is, take off your mask; give them some spiel about your deep-seated insecurities which don’t really exist because - let’s face it - you’re awesome. Feeling bad for you, Lily talks you up to the girl, who then agrees to go get coffee with you. And it… is… on!
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| — | HIMYM 5x08 - The Playbook |
barilace:takethewords: pibbplusredvines:secondhandjoy:
MARSHALL: So how about you, Robin? You getting back out there? Where’s your playbook?
ROBIN: My playbook? Bro, uh, two volume set, right here.
TED: It’s a great read actually.
LILY: Yeah, I’m reading it right now.How I Met Your Mother, 5x08 The Playbook
Ted: I see what’s going on. You, my friend, are suffering
from a little known condition “little known” because I just
made it up called New Relationship
Smugness.
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